80,000 pounds of shitposts. Roadkill count: Prairie Dogs - 2 Owls - 1 Tortoises - 1 Deer - 2 Snakes - 2 Badgers - 1 Possums - 1 Rabbits - 2 Bats - 1 Raccoons - 1 Turkeys - 1 Coyotes - 1 Armadillos - 1 Birds - 32 Volkswagens - 1 Subarus - 1